Caroline Parr is a very nice human being, and (rather to my surprise) my girlfriend. She seems to like my web pages, and so now gets to feature in them (don't you feel lucky, Caroline? :). She has a job where she simultaneously saves the planet and organises parties. How cool is that? She's also great in ways too innumerable to mention, so I'll stop here (there's only so much being smug you can do before your friends kill you).